It all happened so quickly. I was talking to my friend Johmas,When all of a sudden, a huge alien spacecraft came and landed in the field next to us. As soon as it landed, we felt strange, like we wanted to go into the spacecraft. I tried to resist it, but the urge was too […]

It was the warmest day, sun shining, birds tweeting and sheep frolicking in the field. But then the weather changed drastically in a matter of seconds, and everything was filled with deep gray clouds, with winds that could fell HUGE towers. We were stuck in the middle of a class 5 hurricane. Everyone was going […]

As we explored the crash site, we discovered everything was covered in gross white goo. We always expected that the alien spacecraft would crash land on Earth today. There are several more in area 51, but this is the first of its kind. We had just discovered an orange area. It made us feel very […]

The water just kept gushing out of the hole in my roof. It had filled up 12 buckets so far, and it was nearly done on a 13rd bucket. It had been pouring down with rain for 5 hours so far. There was no sign of it stopping. I went to grab my trusty roll […]

What is the scariest creature? Sharks? Spiders? No! It is the Deathus-Nakratus (Death Naked-Mole-Rat). It is the one thing you do not want to run into at night in a dark alleyway. The DNMR (Death Naked-Mole-Rat) Has many terrifying features. These include a 1 metre long tail that doubles as a chainsaw, 50 legs (Each leg […]

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock. He was not a regular farmer though. He was made out of paper mȃché. This was a hard life for him. He was always having trouble with his body being crushed by other people. His favourite hobbies is making burgers. They were the most tasty […]

Once upon a time, my boy sam gave me a wide, orange chicken nugget. He told me not to eat the nugget, it was a sign of our friendship. We did everything together. One time a crocodile within my swimming pool collapsed because we gave it a  heart attack because we were so scary. That was one of […]

Green is cool. Some cicadias are green, and that is the colour of trees. One of the colours on a rubiks cube is green. Some books are green. And that is why green is cool.       This was made by my buddy at school.

I had finally done it. I had made the worlds thinnest wall mounted phone, and it was so thin that it measured 2 cm in width. “But how can something so tiny work as a phone?” asked Steven Hawking. “Well, it’s actually very simple. All I had to do was compress the electronics a much […]

This is not an excuse. this is the true story of why I am always last in races.   The clapper goes off, signaling me to start running. I almost immediately go into last place. but that is because everyone else has super fast running shoes, just like Sonic the Hedgehog. About 5 minutes pass […]