Once upon a time, my boy sam gave me a wide, orange chicken nugget. He told me not to eat the nugget, it was a sign of our friendship. We did everything together. One time a crocodile within my swimming pool collapsed because we gave it a  heart attack because we were so scary. That was one of the most memorable moments. We went to the premiere of Steve and the Kitten slayer together. He is my bestest friend. IN THE WORLD. And then I woke up. None of it had happened. I wanted to KMS. Keep Myself Safe. LOL.