100 Word Challenge Week #32

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock. He was not a regular farmer though. He was made out of paper mȃché. This was a hard life for him. He was always having trouble with his body being crushed by other people. His favourite hobbies is making burgers. They were the most tasty burgers in the world. The pattie is made out of 3.56% Beef and 96.44% secret ingredient. No-one knows what this ingredient is. It is a trade secret. He busted through peoples walls to get them to try his burger. He only gives burgers to people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

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