As we explored the crash site, we discovered everything was covered in gross white goo. We always expected that the alien spacecraft would crash land on Earth today. There are several more in area 51, but this is the first of its kind. We had just discovered an orange area. It made us feel very strange, and when we looked at our feet, we had huge bubbles of fat , but they disappeared very quickly. We figured we had to bring the ship back to base to be analyzed. We figured it was not an enemy space craft. We are very certain.